A Bag Full Of Money

I had to share a line that made me laugh.

Every now and then people will leave some food in the kitchen for others.  Leftover birthday cake, banana bread, or cookies seem to be the popular things that show up every now and then.

Recently, someone left a big bag of candy.  We’re talking the prime time candy, in miniature size: Milky Ways, 3 Muskateers, Snickers, and Twix.

I wandered in, grabbed a couple of pieces and encountered a co-worker doing the same.  He commented: “The only thing that would go faster than this is if someone left a bag full of money.”

I cracked up.

Sure enough, half an hour later, I peeked into the kitchen and all that remained was an empty bag.  Turns out that truer words couldn’t have been spoken.