I can actually tell you the approximate last time I bought something from the vending machine here at work. It was in February 2014.
If that seems odd that I know that, read on. It's kind of a funny story.
Irregular Regular Buyer
I'm normally not a big buyer at any vending machine. I'm a frugal guy and I know that vending machine products cost way too much money. Generally, I'd use the vending machine to buy a snack, and so to make sure that buying from the machine didn't turn into a regular habit, I usually keep a small stash of snacks in my desk drawer. Cereal bars, granola bars, crackers, or other such things that satisfy most mid-afternoon cravings as they pop up.
Still, the song of the vending machine was often something I couldn't pass up when it came to the occasional candy bar.
My two favorite candy bars are Milky Way and Twix. I love them. They're two of the best things ever put on the planet, wouldn't you agree? Good. (Because I know you all did since it's true!)
So, when temptation hit and I just couldn't resist, I went off to the vending machine and satisfied my craving.
Honestly, it was probably once every 4-6 weeks. Often enough that it was sort of ‘regular' but nowhere near often enough that I felt guilty about it.
The price was, after all, 80 cents. I figured the 6-8 bucks a year wasn't really a bad proposition. See, while I knew I could get them cheaper elsewhere, the fact was if I got them elsewhere I'd probably get more, so in the end, the lower price would mean, well, that I'd get fatter.
So, 80 cents it was.
Except until it wasn't.
Vending Machine Rage: March 4, 2014
I told you that the last time I bought the vending machine was roughly in February. I know that because of the date above.
See, March 4, 2014 was a Tuesday. It was also the day before Lent was starting that year.
I grew up Catholic, and it's a common practice as a Catholic to give up something for the period of Lent. It's meant to acknowledge the sacrifice that Jesus Christ made by dying for us on the cross. He gave his life, we give up something that we love for a few weeks. We definitely get the better end of the bargain on that one, that's for sure.
In any case, Lent was starting the next day and I'd already made the decision to give up chocolate.
So, like probably everybody else that gives up something does, I decided that if I was giving it up starting tomorrow, that I was darn well going to enjoy it on the last day before the ‘giving up' started.
I grabbed my dollar bill and headed over to the machine.
I stuck the bill in, punched in the spot number and waited for my delicious Milky Way bar to fall down.
Except it didn't.
I looked over at the display and it was flashing that it needed more money.
The price had gone up!
The Reason For My Continued Boycott
Now, you might think that boycotting a vending machine for over two years is a bit irrational because of a price increase. But that isn't the full story.
See, I get that prices go up. I am fine with it. If memory serves, I'd been buying candy bars at 80 cents from that machine for several years. So, the price going up was not the problem at all.
It was what they raised the price to.
They made the price $1.05
That's right, a dollar and five cents. FIVE CENTS.
Are you kidding me?
It actually still makes my blood boil.
Now, see, while I'm sure some people already get it, maybe there are others still confused. So I'll explain. Many people put bills in vending machines. I generally don't carry around many coins at all. So, if I wanted to get a candy bar and didn't have change, that meant that I would have to put in two dollars.
And then I'd have to carry around ninety five cents worth of change.
It was just absurd and I refused to do it.
I actually took the money back out and denied myself my last Milky Way bar before Lent.
And I haven't been back since.
Keeping An Eye On The Vending Machine
Afterward, I took a look and having known some of the prices of some of the other items, I saw that what they had done was simply raise the price of every single item by 25 cents.
That was just pure laziness in my mind, and I wasn't having any of it.
The bottom line was that I was incensed that they couldn't raise the price of the candy bar by an amount that made sense. Twenty cents and it would have amounted to an even one dollar.
Plain, simple, and clean.
But, no. They couldn't do that.
And I haven't been back.
Probably a bit irrational, but it made sense to me. These are the types of things that I take offense to, even though it was largely probably someone being lazy.
Now, I've sort of lost my anger over all that, but I sort of just keep the streak going because it's been over two years and I figure why break the streak.
Readers, have you ever gotten angry over something that probably wasn't a slight but you couldn't get over anyway? Also, what are your favorite candy bars? Please let me know in the comments below.